(Edit: a few days late, sorry; posted 9 days ago, bit didn't read it until just now)
CAD97 embraces the "confession" part of the Rust Confessional topic.
I like how it demonstrates the... perverse? effect of the Rust Community social standards: "came here for a quick joke, accidentally contributed meaningfully to the discussion.." is such a nice problem to have when interacting on the internet! 
@CAD97